Bad Pun of Team Name

After a very successful regular season for the [insert less than menacing animal], Stuyvesant’s [insert obscure sport] team, the end of the season brought disappointment for some members.

The regular season was a pleasant surprise for the [insert team name], as they ended the season with a respectable 1-99 record. In addition, directly before the Borough Championships, the [insert team name] came in second place in their division with an over 100 point gap between first place.

However, the team’s experience did not not come without a lot of hard work. With practices every day, the [insert team name]’s discipline produced noticeable results. For the distance runners, practices on weekdays included doing a variety of exercises in a variety of locations. Practices on the other weekdays took place in [insert borough here].

Last year, at the City Championships, the [insert team name] narrowly missed third place by 1200 points. Nonetheless, they were jubilated, as Stuyvesant placed [insert positive adjective here] than last year. “I’m proud of the effort the team showed this year, and we’re happy with the result we came away with. We just had a bad day,” the coach said.

With the season behind them, the [insert team name] is looking forward to next season, where they will work hard for a shot at a top performance. “We could make a run for the podium at next year’s championships,” the captain said.