Stuyvesant By the Numbers
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3352: Students who regret going here
215: Number of Recommendation Letter Requests to Mr. Sandler
81: Tons of college mail sent to the average junior
7567: Unopened Barron's AP Review Books
3 hours and 43 minutes: Average time spent in school sleeping
900: Incoming freshmen who think they will be attending Ivies
9: Juniors who think they will be attending Ivies
400: Clubs started for colleges
-4: Functioning escalators
0: Phones confiscated in the past minute