The BEST Stuyvesant Fanfiction Ever Written
The BEST Stuyvesant Fanfiction Ever Written
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You disgust me. You heard me. You are a Stuyvesant student. You can’t have your 2014 obsession with Wattpad come back again—you went to therapy for this after staying up for 45 hours reading the entirety of Freddy Fazbear x Y/N volumes one through 37! Your obsession with Y/N fanfics is not normal. It’s weird, and the more you read, the more detached you get from the real world.
FANFICTION STARTS NOW!!!!
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AUTHORS NOTE: OMGGGG THIS IS MY FIRST FANFIC@@!!! Hopefully u guys like it ^OwO^.... i hope this does well, i need to do better than ALYSSA’S BTS x Y/N FANFIC!!
BACKGROUND: You are a new, untraumatized sophomore at Stuyvesant High School. You transferred in after making it through the SHSAT during the second round, and with the first month of Stuyvesant under your belt, school’s getting real. After failing your quizzes, what used to be “I got straight A’s without even trying!” has become “I am praying to every divine being that I pass.” You also have a crush on a senior LMAO. We, as authors of this article, are not projecting. Trust us.
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Y/N: Oh man, I’m walking across the Tribeca Bridge again. It doesn’t get any easier after knowing that my Valorant privileges for the week depend on my grades… I just want to spend cuffing season with my Senior Crush and forget about school!!
Katherin (without an E!!!!): “Hey Y/N!!! It’s really nice to see you!”
My bestie Katherin snuck up from behind me. It’s really nice to have a friend in these trying times, esp since she’s in my math class and makes it so slay. I don’t know what I would do without her….
Y/N: “OMG KATHERIN!!! It’s so nice to see you!!!”
Katherin: “it’s so nice to see you too!!!! O yeah we’re hanging out this weekend right…?”
Y/N: “yeah silly… why, were u thinking of inviting someone (lol)?”
Katherin: (whispers) “your senior crush silly….”
Y/N: oh yeah i told katherin about him…i just couldn’t help myself. if that’s the best or worst decision of my life we’ll see….
Y/N: “KATHY!!! Don’t say that outside!!! Someone might hear u….”
Katherin: “but he can come can’t he…plus u HAVE to get more photos for ur shrine….”
Y/N: “I guess ur right… i’ll go see him at the senior bar…”
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Y/N: Sometimes it sucks to be a sophomore. Having a crush on a senior is really hard. They’re just so pretty, and you can’t talk to them because they look at you like you’re a little kid. However, I can’t give up. I have to try. I have to try and talk to them.
Senior Crush: Hey, Y/N! What are you thinking about?
Y/N: Oh. Nothing much. Hey Senior Crush, can I ask you a question?
Senior Crush: Sure!
Y/N: Are you by any chance free this weekend?
Senior Crush: Yeah, why?
Y/N: Do you maybe want to go to Rockefeller Park on Saturday? We could go ice skating and then grab some lunch.
Senior Crush: Yeah, sure. Can I invite some of my friends?
Y/N: Dammit. Mission failed! I knew it was too good to be true. His stunning, hazel-brown orbs with just a tinge of raven-black were too entrancing and romantic! I should have known. Senior Crush would never hang out with just me. Crap, what do I do now? Do I say “Yes,” or do I just bail out? Think, Y/N, think! No! It can still work. I need to have hope!
Y/N: Yeah! It could be a mini-hangout and a getaway from school. I think we all need it.
Senior Crush: Couldn’t agree more! Alright, I invited some of my friends, and my boyfriend is also coming.
Y/N: Boyfriend?
Senior Crush: Yeah! I forgot to mention I had one, lol.
Y/N: You know what? Maybe sticking to 2D girls isn’t such a bad idea. At least they don’t keep stuff from you. Also, who the hell says “lol” in-person unironically? Oh, who am I kidding. I'm never going to get over them. Besides, that shrine I built is too expensive to dismantle.
Senior Crush: What are you thinking about now, Y/N?
Y/N: Still nothing. Hey, I just contracted an STD, so I don’t think I will be able to go on Saturday.
Senior Crush. You contracted a what now???!?!?
Y/N: Bye, Senior Crush. Gotta head to class.
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