The Tier of Tears
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S Tier = ocean of tears
A Tier = 5 tears
B Tier = 4 tears
C Tier = 3 tears
D Tier = 2 tears
F Tier = 1 tear
S tier (ocean of tears)
AP Chemistry
When you try to drop a class and Mr. Yu tells you to “represent women in STEM”
When someone mistakes you for a freshmen
When you are a freshmen
A tier (5 tears)
AP CS exams
When you fail an exam and the person next to you says “I got a hundred and didn’t study”
When you’re studying and you fall asleep
When your teacher rounds down your grade
When you want to ask a teacher for a recommendation but you’re failing their class
When you pass by the sophomore bar
B tier (4 tears)
When you spend five hours debugging your code and you realize that you forgot a bracket
When you get rejected by the Junior Caucus
When you’re trying to work on a group project but your partners leave you on seen
When your crush sees your ID photo
When you need a 60 on Albert to get credit for a homework assignment but you get a 59
C tier (3 tears)
When you fall down the stairs and land in front of a senior
When you see couples make out in the hallway
When there’s a fire drill during your free period and you’re trying to finish your homework due next period
When it’s the “test” week
When two people block the escalators
Wheelie backpacks in the hallway
When you fall asleep in class and get caught
When your teachers change in the middle of the semester
D tier (2 tears)
Double science classes
Toilet paper runs out in the bathrooms
When Simon takes your headphones
When you accidentally wave at the wrong person
When you miss your train by a second
When you’re late to Spanish class *cough* Simon *cough* and your teacher says “Afuera!”
When you get locked out of the locker room
When your phone dies and nobody has a portable charger
F tier (1 tear)
The moment you realize you changed for gym but it wasn’t a gym day
When a gym teacher tells you you have a “healthy chest”
Third floor girls bathroom towel dispenser
Long Ferry’s line
When the scanner ladies yell at you
When the escalator breaks down
When you see a rat scampering around in the school