Why Soph-Frosh SING! Should’ve Taken the Win

Okay, we all get that seniors have their little tradition of winning (disregarding that 10-year curse), and then juniors, and blah blah blah whatever. But like, Soph-Frosh SING! 2020 MOST DEFINITELY did not receive the recognition it deserved.

First of all, how many years of Soph-Frosh SING!, or SING! in general, had as much behind-the-scenes action as Soph-Frosh 2020? We had SO much tea this year. We literally put on our own spring comedy with screenshots from the Facebook group.

Additionally, our wonderful art crew created the vision of an upside-down world, not because we didn’t realize that the holes of the canvas were on the other side, but due to our OBVIOUS creative intelligence. It was truly astounding how we defied the laws of physics. Many audience members also couldn’t tell what our background was supposed to be. That means that it was truly an abstract masterpiece, perfectly fit for a theme such as “Wonderland.” Either that or our audience can’t appreciate modern art. The fact that just turning both the canvas and poorly painted mushrooms could turn them into brown chodes is beyond the scope of the human race’s understanding of evolution. Therefore, it should truly be applauded.

Speaking of creative intelligence, the fact that a dance wasn’t given to the Queen of Spades wasn’t a result of bad planning or the lack of appropriate choreography, pshhhhh. It was STRICTLY due to the fact that the Queen of Spades was supposed to be SPECIAL in her own way, okay? Okay. Complementing the dancers who were ALWAYS in sync, the band really delivered that elementary school nostalgia to the people. The wonderful sounds of squeaking, flat notes reminded me of when green meant good behavior, yellow meant counting down from three, and red meant standing in a small corner and then sulking for an hour about what you just did.

Lastly, Soph-Frosh SING! literally shredded Senior SING! with its very suspenseful kiss. Forget about actual kissing—why not make two (basically) middle schoolers almost kiss! That’ll be a great advertisement for next year’s Soph-Frosh SING! for sure! It’ll also make some ~enticing~ cover art for the recording that the Student Union is about to sell for twenty dollars apiece.