Best Ultimate Rizz Lines to Get You a Girlfriend or Boyfriend
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Are you an awkward Stuyvesant student who has absolutely no game? Are you unbearably down bad for a possible significant other but can’t even ask the waiter for ketchup? Are you in need of attaining ultimate rizz? To all Stuyvesant students: We have the solution. With just one of our curated pickup lines, you too can get a significant other!
Test out the chemistry with these Chemistry-related pick up lines:
- Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because I find you Cu-Te!
- Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine…
- Are you carbon-14? Because I wanna date you.
- You must be a chemical equation in equilibrium because I can't get you out of my system.
- Are you copper? ‘Cause I can c u in a relationship with me.
- You must be lithium aluminum hydride ‘cause you’ve reduced me to nothing.
- Your kinetic energy must be high since you’re so hot.
- My specific heat capacity must be really low when I’m with you cause you never fail to raise my temperature by at least five degrees.
- Hey, do you have a high electronegativity? ‘Cause I feel a strong attraction to you.
- Are you the limiting reagent? Because I can never have enough of you.
- Call me gallium ‘cause I melt at your touch.
Be the Juliet to my Romeo with these literature and grammar lines:
- Are you a comma? Because everything before I met you feels incomplete.
- Do you want to make a Shakespearean play? Because you already have the comedy and I’m ready to be your romantic subplot.
Conquer their hearts with these history pickup lines:
- Are you Europe? Because I’d like to be Napoleon and conquer you entirely.
- If you were at the Congress of Vienna, I'd let you redraw the borders of our love.
- Do you believe in absolutism? Because you’re the only one ruling my heart.
- Are you the Industrial Revolution? Because you’ve completely changed my world.
Mating calls? Nah, we’ve got bio pickup lines:
- You're the antigen to my antibody, wherever you are, I'll always recognize you
- If you're the Sun, I’m the Earth—my existence depends on you.
- Are you a molecule-specific receptor? Cause you're the only one for me.
- If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because U are in it.
- Are you a nonsense mutation? Cause I stop in my tracks whenever I see you.
- You’re the lactose to my lac operon… your presence makes me function again <3
- Why have incomplete dominance when you can completely dominate me?
Who said love and math don’t mix?
- When you look at me, you make my heart flutter like a sine curve.
- Are you a 45-degree angle? Cause you’re acute-y.
- Are you recursive? Cause you’ve got my heart in an infinite loop.
- You must be the square root of 100… a perfect 10.
- You must be a divergent geometric series because my love for you is equal to infinity.
Increase the velocity of their heart with these physics pick-up lines:
- Are you Newton’s Third Law? Because every time I try to resist your charm there’s an opposite and equal force pulling me right back to you.
- You must be a harmonic series because being with you feels like a beautiful oscillation.
- Every time your displacement from me nears zero, my heartbeat accelerates at a million meters per second.
- I’m free falling for you and I can’t stop.
- Are you a centrifugal force? Because you make my head spin.
- Are you a singularity? Because time seems to slip by whenever I get close to you.