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Best Ultimate Rizz Lines to Get You a Girlfriend or Boyfriend

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Are you an awkward Stuyvesant student who has absolutely no game? Are you unbearably down bad for a possible significant other but can’t even ask the waiter for ketchup? Are you in need of attaining ultimate rizz? To all Stuyvesant students: We have the solution. With just one of our curated pickup lines, you too can get a significant other!  


Test out the chemistry with these Chemistry-related pick up lines: 

  1. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because I find you Cu-Te! 
  2. Do you have 11 protons? Because you're sodium fine…
  3. Are you carbon-14? Because I wanna date you.
  4. You must be a chemical equation in equilibrium because I can't get you out of my system.
  5. Are you copper? ‘Cause I can c u in a relationship with me.
  6. You must be lithium aluminum hydride ‘cause you’ve reduced me to nothing.
  7. Your kinetic energy must be high since you’re so hot.
  8. My specific heat capacity must be really low when I’m with you cause you never fail to raise my temperature by at least five degrees.
  9. Hey, do you have a high electronegativity? ‘Cause I feel a strong attraction to you.
  10. Are you the limiting reagent? Because I can never have enough of you.
  11. Call me gallium ‘cause I melt at your touch.


Be the Juliet to my Romeo with these literature and grammar lines: 

  1. Are you a comma? Because everything before I met you feels incomplete.  
  2. Do you want to make a Shakespearean play? Because you already have the comedy and I’m ready to be your romantic subplot. 


Conquer their hearts with these history pickup lines: 

  1. Are you Europe? Because I’d like to be Napoleon and conquer you entirely. 
  2. If you were at the Congress of Vienna, I'd let you redraw the borders of our love.
  3. Do you believe in absolutism? Because you’re the only one ruling my heart.
  4. Are you the Industrial Revolution? Because you’ve completely changed my world.


Mating calls? Nah, we’ve got bio pickup lines: 

  1. You're the antigen to my antibody, wherever you are, I'll always recognize you
  2. If you're the Sun, I’m the Earth—my existence depends on you.
  3. Are you a molecule-specific receptor? Cause you're the only one for me.
  4. If I had to choose between DNA and RNA, I’d choose RNA because U are in it. 
  5. Are you a nonsense mutation? Cause I stop in my tracks whenever I see you.
  6. You’re the lactose to my lac operon… your presence makes me function again <3
  7. Why have incomplete dominance when you can completely dominate me?


Who said love and math don’t mix? 

  1. When you look at me, you make my heart flutter like a sine curve. 
  2. Are you a 45-degree angle? Cause you’re acute-y. 
  3. Are you recursive? Cause you’ve got my heart in an infinite loop. 
  4. You must be the square root of 100… a perfect 10. 
  5. You must be a divergent geometric series because my love for you is equal to infinity. 


Increase the velocity of their heart with these physics pick-up lines: 

  1. Are you Newton’s Third Law? Because every time I try to resist your charm there’s an opposite and equal force pulling me right back to you.
  2. You must be a harmonic series because being with you feels like a beautiful oscillation.
  3. Every time your displacement from me nears zero, my heartbeat accelerates at a million meters per second.
  4. I’m free falling for you and I can’t stop. 
  5. Are you a centrifugal force? Because you make my head spin. 
  6. Are you a singularity? Because time seems to slip by whenever I get close to you.