Asa Muhammad (asa-muhammad)

Asa Muhammad ('22) is an Arts and Entertainment and Humor writer. He enjoys writing about film, TV, and whatever else his sick mind conjures up. On a Saturday afternoon, you can find him... actually, where can you find him? If you do see him, tell him drafts were due yesterday.

Arts and Entertainment

Unhinged White Men.

Asa Muhammad, Christine Lin

A list of white men (and then some) in the Arts and Entertainment industry who are just mildly unconventional.

Issue 7, Volume 112

Arts and Entertainment

Something Not-So-Rotten

Asa Muhammad, Kenisha Mahajan

Stuyvesant Theater Community has returned to the stage with their production of “Something Rotten!”

Issue 5, Volume 112

Arts and Entertainment

Something Not-So-Rotten

Asa Muhammad, Kenisha Mahajan

Stuyvesant Theater Community has returned to the stage with their production of “Something Rotten!”

Issue 4, Volume 112

Arts and Entertainment

The Death of the Hood Classic

Asa Muhammad

We out here watching hood cinema at the Village Theater!

Issue 3, Volume 112

Humor

I <3 New York

Asa Muhammad, Krista Proteasa

Soph-Frosh SING! strikes again!

Issue 17, Volume 111

Humor

The Fresh Prince of Tyranny

Asa Muhammad

Personally, I think they deserve to be treated as second-class citizens.

Issue 16, Volume 111

Arts and Entertainment

A (Wanda)Vision of Success

Asa Muhammad, Samira Esha

The fourth phase of the Marvel Cinematic Universe has officially kicked off with Marvel’s brand new original series “WandaVision.”

Issue 13, Volume 111

Humor

The Case Against a Nap Period

Asa Muhammad

Sleep is a neglected wife, but our mistresses just have more comfortable beds.

Issue 13, Volume 111

Arts and Entertainment

The Black Panthers’ Last Supper

Asa Muhammad

“Judas and the Black Messiah” turns government conspiracy to wine.

Issue 11, Volume 111

Humor

A Note on Mental Health

Asa Muhammad

We care, just not that much.

Issue 9, Volume 111

Arts and Entertainment

22 Years Later, Are They Still Zany to the Max?

Asa Muhammad, Morris Raskin

While the “Animaniacs” reboot manages to create a series that builds on the comic stylings of the original, it is bogged down by outdated references and overstated self-deprecation.

Issue 7, Volume 111

Humor

The Nightmare Before Christmas is NOT a Halloween Movie

Asa Muhammad

“The Nightmare Before Christmas” is definitively a Christmas movie.

Issue 4, Volume 111

Humor

A Lovely Introduction (to Flipgrid)

Asa Muhammad

I had 30 seconds to convey a sensual yet provocative message while also instilling a sense of commonality.

Issue 3, Volume 111

Humor

Girl Scout Cookies in the Digital Era

Asa Muhammad

Now, the Girl Scouts will be selling our cookies.

Issue 2, Volume 111

Humor

Hot n’ Heavy in the Hudson

Asa Muhammad

Officials at Stuyvesant High School currently under fire for possession of “ludicrous” amounts of child pornography.

Issue 12, Volume 110

Humor

Stuylin: A Guide

Asa Muhammad

We can make sure you dress to impress.

Issue 11, Volume 110