Ethan Lam (ethan-lam)

elam20 [ at ] stuy [ dot ] edu

Ethan Lam (‘22) is a Humor writer. He enjoys writing satirical news stories but isn’t very good at it. He wishes he could use a pseudonym because he’s terrified that someday in the future someone will cancel him for the offensively bad quality of his writing.

Rising Gas Prices Leave Millions of Americans Dehydrated

Issue 14, Volume 112

Rising Gas Prices Leave Millions of Americans Dehydrated

Nothing’s more American than loving gasoline.

Issue 13, Volume 112

Touching Obituary Mourns the Imminent Death of Ghislaine Maxwell

This tragedy will have been preventable.

Issue 9, Volume 112

The Queen of England Has “Entered a New Phase” and We “May Not See Her until Next Year,” Experts Say

MSN UK reported the following regarding the monarch. The Spectator investigates to find out what this really means.

Issue 7, Volume 112

A Halloween Carol

Three spirits teach a man about the true meaning of Halloween.

Issue 4, Volume 112

“THE SPECTATOR” CORRUPTION EXPOSED!

Now that I have your attention...

Issue 3, Volume 112

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Pre-Production Disney Film Has Already Grossed $380 Million

The nonexistent film has swept the nation.

Issue 17, Volume 111

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The British Family Unveils Mecha-Prince Phillip

There is no chance of him rebelling against his human masters.

Issue 15, Volume 111

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Meticulous Drug Dealer Does Market Research

A revolutionary new business model turns the drug dealing industry around.

Issue 14, Volume 111

Is This Coronavirus Thing Getting Old?

Still trendy or just tired?

Issue 11, Volume 111

Apple Unveils Its Innovative New iPhone 13

Apple Unveils Its Innovative New iPhone 13

Issue 8, Volume 111

2020 Christmas Outbreak Projected to Begin Earlier and Hit Harder

Educate yourself on this year’s highly infectious Christmas outbreak.

Issue 6, Volume 111

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The Ohio Week in Review

The past week of the most mysterious state in the U.S., revealed.

Issue 4, Volume 111

Congress Reveals New Bill to Provide Stimulus Packages Containing Motivational Messages to Struggling Americans

Congress has revealed a new bill to provide a stimulus package containing motivational messages to struggling Americans.

Issue 3, Volume 111

Large Moth in Capitol Building Likely the Reason Why Congress Isn’t Passing Any Laws

Large moth in capitol building likely the reason why Congress isn’t passing any laws

Issue 17, Volume 110

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Coronavirus Vaccine Reported to Only Manifest in Front of Those That Are Pure of Heart and Clear of Mind

Vaccines used to appear out of thin air in front of wholesome people, but since God released a software update for reality, it has been harder to create vaccines. Now, it requires someone who is simultaneously intelligent and believes in the inherent goodness of the people on this dunghill of a world.

Issue 15, Volume 110

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