Malk Agha (malk-agha)

Humor

What You Should Eat for Lunch Based Off of Your AP

Madelyn Li Nunez, Malk Agha

An accurate list of things you’re probably eating for lunch based on your AP class.

Issue 16, Volume 114

Humor

Welcome to Stuyvesant University!

Alexis Qian, Malk Agha

Stuyvesant High School accidentally invites college students to the open house.

Issue 13, Volume 114

Humor

Villainous Valentine Vendettas: What REALLY Happens to the Gifts That Never Make it to Your Homerooms

Malk Agha, Sasha Ruinsky

The truth of what happened to the Valentine’s gifts that never made it to your homeroom is finally revealed.

Issue 11, Volume 114

Humor

Stuyle: Drip or Drab?

Malk Agha

A light-hearted critique of Stuyvesant’s recent clothing trends.

Issue 12, Volume 113

Humor

Let’s Play Hide and Seek with Simon and Moran!

Karen Chen, Malk Agha

The best places to hide from Simon and/or Moran at Stuy

Issue 3, Volume 113

Humor

Let’s Play Hide and Seek with Simon and Moran!

Karen Chen, Malk Agha

The best places to hide from Simon and/or Moran at Stuy

Issue 3, Volume 113

Humor

“Dear Incoming Teachers…”

Malk Agha, Tamiyyah Shafiq

Stuyvesant teachers join the “Dear Incoming…” groups and take over after learning all of the Stuyvesant student secrets.

Issue 16, Volume 112