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Ass. And how to get off of it.
Issue 17, Volume 113
In honor of Saint Patrick’s Day, we have compiled a list of explanations for the general amazing news of red hair.
Issue 11, Volume 113
Each Christmas holiday tradition gives an earnest defense of itself while criticizing the others, determined to capture the hearts of celebrating families.
Issue 8, Volume 113
Lately, there have been an unprecedented number of emergency protocols, and we’re here to tell you how to make the most of them.
Issue 6, Volume 113
During virtual school, teachers experimented with various learning platforms like Zoom, Google Meets, and Skype, but the best platform would have been Minecraft.
Issue 2, Volume 113
New APs are introduced to the curriculum after incoming seniors stage a coup.
Issue 16, Volume 112
An anonymous student writes a break-up letter to homework, explaining all the things wrong with their relationship.
Issue 13, Volume 112
After the Hudson freezes over, an ice skating club is started, but the club quickly disbanded after numerous sightings of unnatural things beneath the surface.
A list describing five very creative methods you could use to get rid of your old, sweaty gym clothes.
Issue 9, Volume 112
A student wakes up in an alternate universe and finds that its version of Stuyvesant is very different from the one in our dimension.
Issue 8, Volume 112
