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Opinions
Where do we go past 5:00 p.m. when we want to build community?
Issue 8, Volume 115
Features
Why do jokes about Brooklyn Tech work so well in SING! competitions?
Issue 7, Volume 115
Stuyvesant needs a comprehensive means of recording our institutional knowledge from generation to generation. One idea? A collaborative StuyWiki.
Issue 6, Volume 115
Humor
Surprised by some of Trump’s recent cabinet picks? He can explain.
Dear Stuyvesant High School, show us how we exist in the context of all in which we live and what came before us!
Issue 1, Volume 115
Or, did you know there was a castle in Central Park?
At the Bronx High School of Science, there’s only one book club. Could Stuyvesant benefit from being less ambitious?
Issue 17, Volume 114
Rhetorical strategies are all around you. Sometimes they hold meetings on Tuesdays.
Issue 16, Volume 114
Arts and Entertainment
Knee injuries, churros, and growing up without your (tennis) partner: who would have known the Phil’s Tire Town challenger would have the sweatiest, most Uniqlo-sponsored love triangle of all time?
Three free self-defense classes, taught by Gabrielle Rubin, were offered to seniors this spring. These classes helped students learn important defense skills that can aid them in college and beyond.
Issue 14, Volume 114
Wikipedia? The best incarnation of social media.
Issue 13, Volume 114
We are grateful to have opportunities to take electives in a wide range of subjects and look into the frequency of class trips and what they bring to learning.
The Class of 2024 finally eeks out a SING! win, at the costs of the audience’s wills to live.
Issue 12, Volume 114
Staying overnight at school, you’re finally able to execute your master plan.
With all the intensive repairs that went into making Poets House accessible again, students are slowly beginning to see for themselves what Poets House has to offer.
Issue 11, Volume 114
Mayor Adams, if you can read this, please don’t take away our milk.
Issue 10, Volume 114
Does anyone else miss the subway ads with word searches?
Issue 9, Volume 114
The library is a space many students prefer for studying because of its quiet atmosphere and ample resources. But because of its popularity, it gets filled up quickly.
Issue 7, Volume 114
Issue 6, Volume 114
Being a “theater kid” is an invaluable experience if only for what it can tell us about how we want to be perceived.
Issue 4, Volume 114
Some Stuyvesant students discover a secret clan of whimsical fairies living in Ferry’s; shenanigans ensue.
Issue 3, Volume 114
Public libraries are at risk of becoming obsolete and left in the dust. What is needed to revive them, and why should we join the effort?
At Stuyvesant, summer often doesn’t feel like summer. How can students reclaim that sense of youthful, sun-soaked bliss?
Issue 1, Volume 114
There’s a new exciting hire at Stuyvesant High School this year, and his Kenergy is almost too much to bear. Embark on this Kenerific journey to witness Ken’s spectacular antics, read in horror as he creates new classes, and maybe shed a few tears at his glorious words of Kisdom.
Ass. And how to get off of it.
Issue 17, Volume 113
Stuyvesant students consume extra credit like it’s candy, but is there a downside to the sugar high?
Issue 16, Volume 113
After eating way too much Halloween candy, students on a sugar high wreak havoc in school.
Issue 4, Volume 113
Bringing your backpack to school is a given. But what if we thought out of the box—or out of the backpack?
Issue 1, Volume 113
New APs are introduced to the curriculum after incoming seniors stage a coup.
Issue 16, Volume 112
