Aaron Wang (aaron-wang)

Aaron Wang (‘22) is a Humor writer. He’s most renowned for writing satirical articles with his notorious partner-in-crime Kelly Yip (‘22). Outside of The Spectator, he’s more well-known as a night owl, foodie, and aspiring digital artist. He also strongly believes that waffles are better than pancakes.

Humor

Lovers in a Dangerous Masked-Time

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

A soup-date at Whole Foods between pandemic time lovers goes terribly wrong.

Issue 10, Volume 112

Humor

SING!? More Like SEUNG!

Aaron Wang, Karen Zhang, Kelly Yip

Principal Seung Yu sent out an email announcing that SING! shall be renamed to SEUNG! and shares his plans for the upcoming event. Exciting!

Issue 13, Volume 111

Humor

An Open Valentine’s Day Reflection to My Sweetheart

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

An obsessive admirer expresses their adoration for a Zoom classmate.

Issue 11, Volume 111

Humor

We Are Thankful for This Title!

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

The Spectator provides a list of things you should be thankful for in 2020, just in case you had trouble deciding between the virus, wildfires, and the rest of our 2020 fiesta.

Issue 6, Volume 111

Humor

A Beginner’s Guide on How to Get Into Every Spectator Department

Aaron Wang, Karen Zhang, Kelly Yip

The Spectator provides a guide on getting into The Spectator.

Issue 3, Volume 111

Humor

The Stuyvesant Simulation Project

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

New Principal Seung C. Yu plans to collaborate with VRChat and launch a new project specifically targeted toward freshmen.

Issue 1, Volume 111

Humor

The Best Animal Crossing Villager To Cuddle With in Quarantine

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

We investigate who is the bestest cuddling companion in Animal Crossing, because we definitely are not feeling lonely and looking to virtual anthropomorphic animals for solace.

Issue 15, Volume 110

Humor

Diary Entries of a cOwOnaviwus Victim

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

Issue 12, Volume 110

Humor

Valentine’s Day Sweethearts for Hire

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

A new initiative for the helpless, lonely students at Stuyvesant.

Issue 9, Volume 110

Humor

The New Year’s Resolutions Generator To End All Irresolutions

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

Need a doable New Year’s resolution? We gotchu.

Issue 8, Volume 110

Humor

The Revolutionary “Sleep Talk” Program

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

With the end of September, a majority of Stuyvesant students have resorted back to their abnormal, screwed-up sleeping habits. Sleep deprivation is spreading faster than...

Issue 3, Volume 110

Humor

Unspoken Rules of Navigating Stuy

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

A very detailed guide on how to properly navigate through Stuy for the inexperienced.

Issue 1, Volume 110

Humor

Sentient Stuyvesant Backpacks

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

Issue 17, Volume 109

Humor

Types of People in Group Projects

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

‘Scuse me, people in my group project, who do ya’ll think you are?? I love some of you guys but let’s be honest… only some…

Issue 16, Volume 109

Humor

Freshies ReALLy nEeD Some LOvE yA’LL

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

Our freshies are 💔💔 and they are ☹️😭😭, and we need your help 🙌🙌🙌! Please help turn their frowns upside down 🙏🙏!

Issue 13, Volume 109

Humor

Some Conspiracies ‘Bout That Cold Man De Blasio

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

The Spectator provides some chilling theories about de Blasio so you won’t be left out in the cold (aka the Polar Vortex) ;))

Issue 11, Volume 109

Humor

LIRR Etiquette

Aaron Wang, Kelly Yip

A guide to proper LIRR etiquette by The Spectator.

Issue 10, Volume 109

Humor

The Only Three Tips You’ll Need to Tackle Those Finals With

Aaron Wang

Issue 9, Volume 109