Jasmine Wang (jasmine-wang)

jwang20 [ at ] stuy [ dot ] edu

Jasmine Wang (‘22) is a Humor writer (to her shock and horror). In her work, she pushes the limits of absurdist humor (Kapow!) to the point where it’s not even funny anymore. She also enjoys caring for her birds, drawing, and participating in STC. Also bees.

I Want YOU To Fund the Best Department of The Spectator (Please)

Times are hard, but this article goes harder.

Issue 14, Volume 112

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Stuyvesant Cuddle Puddle Resurfaces

In a strange collective fever dream, Stuy has developed a few interesting phenomena.

Issue 6, Volume 112

A Straight, Cis White Woman’s Thoughts on Pride Month

Hint: It’s not pretty.

Issue 17, Volume 111

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Tall People Everywhere Diminished by COVID-19 Vaccine Side Effects

As one pandemic comes to a close, the side effects bring about a worse pandemic: not being able to reach the top shelf.

Issue 14, Volume 111

Lesser-Known Variants of the Tooth Fairy

You’ll never look at dentists the same way again.

Issue 8, Volume 111

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The Spectator’s Top Ten Endorsements for the Presidency (#7 Will Discipline You!)

Tired of partisan politics? We are too. Here are 10 better candidates for the presidency, from Julius Caesar to that old lady who gave you a cough drop on the subway.

Issue 6, Volume 111

Humor Department’s Leaked Memo Reveals Cult-Like Plans

Oliver “Oily Stork” Stewart reveals all in this scandalous message.

Issue 1, Volume 111

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Stuyvesant Reveals Its True Colors Amidst COVID-19

Rat stocks have never been better.

Issue 16, Volume 110

It’s MyTalos Now, Buddy

Say goodbye to ugly interfaces and hello to a whole new host of issues!

Issue 14, Volume 110

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Excerpt From the Diary of the Zoom Developer

An exclusive look into the mind of the beloved Zoom developer.

Issue 13, Volume 110

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“Legally Blonde” Left in the Dust By Shiny New Competitor “Legally Brunette”

The Stuyvesant Theater Community’s (STC) fall musical “Legally Blonde” was without a doubt a bold new show to put on, filled with flashy pink costumes,...

Issue 6, Volume 110

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Sophomores Deny Accusations of Trapping Freshmen in Escape Room

Issue 4, Volume 110

Your Actual Summer Plans: A Quick Guide

Sure, you think you’re going to travel the world, but talk to me in two months when the most you’ve accomplished is getting off the couch.

Issue 17, Volume 109

I Was Not Bribed to Write This Article

Issue 15, Volume 109

The Suffering of the Rollerbagging Community

Caroline Pickering, Jasmine Wang

An “in-depth study” of the recent epidemic of rolling bags plaguing the Stuyvesant community.

Issue 9, Volume 109

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