Oliver Stewart (oliver-stewart)

Oliver Stewart (‘21) is a former Humor and Managing Editor. He doesn’t like this photo of himself and asks that you not hold it against him. Oliver has two cats who attack him during Zoom meetings. When not awake, he is sleeping.

Humor

Enterprising Students Repurpose Heat From Laptops

Arshia Mazumder, Oliver Stewart

Remote learning is overheating devices. Stuyvesant students are putting that heat to work.

Issue 10, Volume 111

Humor

This Would Be Funnier if It Weren’t My Senior Year We Were Talking About

Oliver Stewart

Opt in or die. Or both.

Issue 6, Volume 111

Humor

Single Pumpkin Looking to Date Again

Oliver Stewart

After spending nearly a year single, Steven the pumpkin is once again ready to mingle.

Issue 4, Volume 111

News

Sophomore Caucus: Daniel Jung and Ryan Lee

Miranda Lepri, Oliver Stewart

Issue 2, Volume 111

Humor

Real Events of the 2010s

Chrisabella Javier, Kelly Yip, Oliver Stewart

Issue 17, Volume 110

Humor

Credit Where Credit Is Due

Oliver Stewart

Part one of a harrowing tale of the new grading system’s unforeseen consequences.

Issue 15, Volume 110

Humor

JProm Boat Quarantined On Hudson River

Oliver Stewart

Pending further developments, the JProm party boat has been quarantined on the Hudson River.

Issue 12, Volume 110

Arts and Entertainment

Not Working Title

Oliver Stewart

It’s Senior SING!!

Issue 11, Volume 110

Arts and Entertainment

Down the Hole

Chrisabella Javier, Oliver Stewart

Well, it’s a Soph-Frosh SING!

Issue 11, Volume 110

Humor

Sr. Simon and Mr. Garfinkel Embark on Fraudulent World Tour

Oliver Stewart

Their band, “Simon & Garfinkel,” will play 139 shows in 46 countries over 22 months.

Issue 8, Volume 110

Humor

Liberal Nonsense: Eric Trump Isn't a Cy Young Award Finalist Just Because He Isn't a Baseball Player

Oliver Stewart

Why hasn’t Eric Trump been shortlisted for the Cy Young award?

Issue 5, Volume 110

Features

Talking With Stuyvesant’s “Fancy Dropout”

Jonathan Schneiderman, Oliver Stewart, Talia Kahan

A profile of junior Theadora Williams who will be graduating this spring.

Issue 5, Volume 110

Humor

Inspirational - These Four Stuyvesant Teachers Owe Their Lives to Cereal Mascots

Oliver Stewart

Have you heard the story of your teacher’s cereal encounter?

Issue 3, Volume 110

Humor

Leaked Recording of a Kidnapping Attempt on Principal Contreras

Oliver Stewart, Victor Kuang

Shocking Transcript of Attempted Kidnapping of Mr. Contreras.

Issue 15, Volume 109

Humor

Notre Damsel in Distress

Oliver Stewart

Vive la France! Vive la centre!

Issue 15, Volume 109

Humor

A Few Observations on the Subject of Native Advertising

Oliver Stewart

This issue’s most readable article.

Issue 15, Volume 109

Humor

No, We Have Not Been Bribing Writers

Abdulla Elkhadrawy, Oliver Stewart, Omar Ali, Victor Kuang

Issue 13, Volume 109

Humor

Ban Christmas Music

Oliver Stewart

A public service announcement exposing the dangerous communist ideas in Christmas music and asking readers to join in boycotting.

Issue 7, Volume 109

Humor

Black Friday Juul Sale

Oliver Stewart

Dean “Ryan Malone” discusses the dean-hosted annual Black Friday Juul sale.

Issue 6, Volume 109

Humor

Putting Christ Back Into Halloween

Oliver Stewart

A warning about the sinful nature of Halloween and some recommendations for celebrating it and still honoring Jesus.

Issue 4, Volume 109

Humor

The Kavanaugh Roundup

Oliver Stewart

A series of exclusive breaking news items regarding Supreme Court Nominee Brett Kavanaugh.

Issue 3, Volume 109

Humor

Seniors Reflect On All The Interesting Things They Could Have Done Instead of Studying

Oliver Stewart

Seniors consider what they might have done with the last four years and grapple with all the free time they have now.

Issue 16, Volume 108

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